Robinson Crude-soe
Thursday 12th December - Saturday 14th December, £16.00

Robinson Crude-soe: Adult Panto

Ahoy shipmates! Are you ready for your annual dose of naughty-cal adult fun? 

Join our comic hero, Robinson Crude-soe as he takes to the high seas on an adventure to defeat the evil buccaneer, Captain Hooker and their salty seamen. 

Featuring a cast of hilarious characters including a magical mermaid and the feisty local innkeeper, Dame Beatrix Bender, this is the raunchiest romp to sail the seven seas!

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The Phoenix Theatre

Converted from a former Edwardian school, The Phoenix Theatre is a thriving theatre and arts centre in Whitehill & Bordon, Hampshire.
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The Cube @ The Shed

The Cube is the sister venue to The Phoenix Theatre. The Cube, like every younger sibling, brings a fresh new twist to proceedings.
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Whitehill & Bordon's town park is in the heart of the town and is situated next to The Shed, The Mess Hall and the leisure centre.
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Initially developed from a coming together of the army and community of Whitehill & Bordon, Phoenix Arts is now acknowledged as one of the leading Centres for community Arts in England.

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From sewing to singing & acting to dancing, Phoenix Arts are almost certain to have something for everyone in our regular classes & workshops!

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Arts4all is truly an ethos we embrace at The Phoenix. Disability arts groups are already a big part of our ongoing programme and are at the forefront of our ambitions moving forward.

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Phoenix Players

Phoenix Players are the Phoenix Arts Amateur Dramatics Group. They stage several shows throughout the year that cover a wide range of genres.

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