Robinson Crude-soe
Thursday 12th December - Saturday 14th December, £16.00

Robinson Crude-soe: Adult Panto

Ahoy shipmates! Are you ready for your annual dose of naughty-cal adult fun? 

Join our comic hero, Robinson Crude-soe as he takes to the high seas on an adventure to defeat the evil buccaneer, Captain Hooker and their salty seamen. 

Featuring a cast of hilarious characters including a magical mermaid and the feisty local innkeeper, Dame Beatrix Bender, this is the raunchiest romp to sail the seven seas!

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01420 472 664

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Rob Allerston

Initially developed from a coming together of the army and community of Whitehill & Bordon, Phoenix Arts is now acknowledged as one of the leading Centres for community Arts in England.

Here’s what Arts Council England said on the awarding of National Portfolio status to Phoenix Arts in November 2022 “This welcoming venue is an important part of Hampshire's cultural life, and we are pleased to be investing in it”.        

Rob Allerston, Director, Phoenix Arts

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